Liander
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Post by Liander on Jan 13, 2015 21:40:31 GMT -8
You know what to do, guys. I'll start it off.
Cia: <.< justin, you're a massive girl
me: SHUTUP
Cia: You SO are
[...]
Cia: YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING GIRL AND YOU'RE FULL OF EMOTIONS
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me: I have this banner I'ma put up later
me: It's Jensen holding a camera
me: "Smile for me"
me: <_<
Cia: aw
Cia: lmao
me: And it's all reporter-y
me: LOOKIT JENSEN
me: WITH HIS POPPED COLLAR
me: AND HIS SLEEVE CUFF ADJUSTING
me: AND THE FUCKING STUBBLE ON HIS JAW THAT IS PERFECTLY TRIMMED
me: AND THOSE FINELY SHAPED EYEBROWS
me: AND THAT GORGEOUS MOUTH
me: okay no justin stop this is why people call you a girl
Cia: LMFAO
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Shak
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Post by Shak on Jan 19, 2015 19:15:05 GMT -8
Cyro Marinos
I knew that song without realizing what it was. v.v I feel like a doof.
Shakti Kravyad
I thought you said foof and it was ridiculous how excited I got.
All I saw was "food" and thought "puppies" e.e
*foof
...not food.
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Liander
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Post by Liander on Jan 19, 2015 22:05:53 GMT -8
Max: I would've cracked you upside the head.  Liander: >> Liander: I knew you liked it rough. Max: ... Liander takes a step behind Andre. Master+Dracula: HEY MAX Max: Oh, no. Don't you use him as a shield. Max: ... Hi Drac. Andre left. Max twirled her lead pipe. Liander: ....................... Max: Oh look. Liander 's shield just left. Liander | WELL FUCK YOU TOO ANDRE. |
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Shak
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Post by Shak on Jan 25, 2015 4:33:12 GMT -8
Shakti: I'll race you. >.>
Cyro: Okay! D:<
Shakti: Are you sure you're ready to be humiliated? <.<
Cyro: My pride hasn't taken a blow in centuries. Let's do this!
Shakti: LOL. Good things come to those who wait.
Cyro: Hah! You might as well run me over now. This is going to hurt, isn't it? v.v
Shakti: I'll try to not flip your whip over.
Cyro: I'd miss it if you did.
Shakti: I'd miss you if I did.
Cyro: Are you saying I'd die?!
Shakti: Not out loud.
Cyro: As long as I keep my head, I should be okay.
Shakti: >.> I'll look into those old school knights' helmets for you.
Shakti: From the Dark Ages.
Cyro: There's no way I'm wearing one of those. |:
Cyro: I won't even be able to see! I'll be discombobulated.
Shakti: But your head will be in place!
Cyro: You just want to win. >.>
Shakti: Maybe. <.<
Cyro: I'm not wearing a knight's helmet. |:
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Shakti sighed and shook her head. "We need to get you a man-sized hamster ball." she mumbled as she picked up his hand by the wrist, delicately. "Mm. Fixable." she nodded before she carefully dunked the entire finger in the green paste.
Cyro listened to her tut at him, and he only smiled wider before he laughed silently, his chest rising and falling until his abdomen was sore from it all. "Never. I'll die fir-st." He clenched his jaw as the pressure of the paste upset the bones in his hand, and breathed in deeply through his nose, the only sign of his discomfort. "What about my face? Will I ever be pretty?"
Shakti began to wrap the finger in gauze, murmuring incantations over before before she delicately set his hand on his stomach. "I'm afraid there's no hope for your face." she nodded solemnly. "We can't heal birth defects." she added before cracking a wide grin.
Cyro: WOW
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Shak
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Post by Shak on Feb 2, 2015 1:38:33 GMT -8
Shakti: I would totally were a suit of armor and ride up on a white horse. Shakti was romantic as shit. Pax: Truly swoon worthy. How am I so lucky? Shakti: I don't know, man. Were you a saint in a past life? Pax: Possibly. Shakti: Saint Paxton. Pax: To be so lucky, I must have been extraordinary. Shakti: Patron Saint of Dildos. Pax smil--sputtered. |
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Josephine
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Post by Josephine on Feb 2, 2015 13:36:09 GMT -8
David: Red Troll is in critical condition, Red Troll needs food badly
Samantha #BlueElf
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Samantha: Blue Elf wants to know what Red Troll expects her to do about it
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Samantha: Blue Elf wants to make Purple Orcs with Red Troll....
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Ashley: There is food in the kitchen.... on the stove.
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Matthew: lol
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Samantha: Right? lol this Elf was still at work
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Shak
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Post by Shak on Feb 2, 2015 20:26:21 GMT -8
Grif
I'm pretty sure she's just.. I don't even know. Desperate? You'd have to be, to want a piece of hippo-face me. :->
WAIT
I clearly didn't think that through.
Shakti Kravyad
LMFAOO
Grif
I'M SORRY.
That's not what I meant. >.>;
Shakti Kravyad
WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN AS A VERB??
Grif
Hey, those were her words. >.>
Shakti Kravyad
That's like.. not even what I said. I'm so offended she ruined my clever jab.
Grif
I think if I recall, her exact words were "Go fuck yourself. Stupid hippo sat on face idiot."
>.> So I really hope what you said, was a whole lot better than that.
Shakti Kravyad
LMFAO
fuck
hahahaha
are those her exact words?
say no, pelase say no
Grif
Her exact words, Shak.
Shakti Kravyad
i'm fucking crying right now
I'm going to use that from now on.
It's like a bad back-to-back-to-back translation from Google Translate.
Grif
Lmfao
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Shak
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Post by Shak on Feb 6, 2015 16:35:52 GMT -8
Shakti KravyadThis site is cool, by the way u.u wtfshouldidowithmylife.com/
Cyro MarinosOh boy. e.e It's going to be like "You should clean toilets, you piece of shit" I bet. e.e
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Airey
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Post by Airey on Feb 15, 2015 2:15:53 GMT -8
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Shak
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Post by Shak on Feb 26, 2015 20:27:57 GMT -8
Shakti Kravyad [sms] omfg yesss[mms] attachment:  Cyro Marinos t: Who gave you a data plan?ETA: Cyro Marinos Someone needs to take it away. >.>Shakti Kravyad No D:Cyro Marinos  |
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